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Archive for October, 2008

10 21st, 2008

Poolside Princess

Guys can be jaded in these days of the Internet and instant gratification. It often takes a lot, or a whole lotta woman, for breast-men to extend their props. What do they say about new model Victoria Lane? J.L. says: “Brick Shithouse falls way short of describing her. The song ‘Hot For Teacher’ comes to mind when I ogle her. Her huge boobs with large areolae, waist and hips are what define a voluptuous woman, indeed! But, also her large, very shapely, powerful looking legs are what some V-Men drool over. Your gaze would go from her pretty face, to her huge boobs, to her large, beautifully shaped legs, then back up–only to be repeated over and over again.” Frank writes: “The model that finally urged me to write is Victoria Lane. Gorgeous face, magnificent 36G boobs, a voluptuous 42-32-42 figure, and a wonderfully wet, spreadable pussy. To put it bluntly, I have not jacked so much in ages. She has absolutely drained me. From an exhausted but happy member, my thanks. I look forward to seeing lots more of Victoria.” Andrew says, “Another model I would like to praise is your newest discovery, Victoria Lane. Another similar body type that I truly adore. She is very attractive. The way her breasts look, along with her huge areolae, makes for a very tempting, pleasing view.” And now enjoy this outdoor, poolside pictorial. Wet tits, anyone? We’re lucky the pool water didn’t vaporize.

Poolside Princess

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10 21st, 2008

Double Stuffed Plumpers

Wyldroze is another well-fed XL Girl who believed the lies that being thin is wonderful and important to be successful and happy. Lies! Filthy lies spread by evildoers. Our heroes, self-trained and self-certified doctors, attempt to cure Wyldroze of her delusional belief system with nothing but their aching cocks as their sole medical instruments. They are dedicated to changing this false belief system that is not the fault of Wyldroze, but the fault of a corrupt society that uses TV and magazines to brainwash trusting women into going on insane diets and paying surgeons enormous sums to cut off their breasts. God bless these two breast-loving men of medicine because they cured Wyldroze of her erroneous delusions in this scene from the DVD Double-Stuffed Plumpers. And she was fucked good too.

Double Stuffed Plumpers

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10 21st, 2008

Coed Sepia Sweetheart

This tawny babe has some major league bon-bons. If you dig chocolate thunder, your pole will be pumpin’ while you dream about humpin’ this bodacious, salacious, erection-buildin’ black-n-stacked beauty! Wesley! Wesley’s relationship with the camera didn’t last very long. At the time she answered our ad for models, Wesley was in university prepping for a degree. We guess by now she’s gotten one. It’s sad and a waste of such big, juicy titties. With a body like hers, she could have done well as a lap dancer and naked model instead of losing countless hours reading and writing and taking exams for a sheepskin scroll and a paste-board cap! Tragic! Just look at those nipples! What sucklers! A guy could suck on them for hours, then dive for that moist fuzzy brush between her legs. Lip-smacking goodies!

Coed Sepia Sweetheart

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10 20th, 2008

Bumping The Baby Bump

Pregnant hardcore action is a rarity on XLGirls.com. Like Sunshine doing a guy while pregnant, this Stefani photo set was a gift. We couldn’t turn down the chance. Stefani had not one molecule of shyness and reserve when it came time to get down on the shaft. This happy event took place in Prague, where Stefani lives. “When I was pregnant, I was very horny all the time,”Stefani said. “I needed sex every day, a lot of it. It made me more relaxed. Without sex, I would have been very nervous.” Pregnant fucking has generated some controversy on XLGirls.com and Scoreland.com. Some guys dislike it, others like it, the rest don’t care. In fact, according to a survey we did, 34% love them, 9% like them, 39% hate them and 17% don’t care as long as she has big tits. On the con side are such statements as There’s got to be a fine balance between presenting your models as real people and not throwing your readers’ hearts into an abyss. Posing pregnant is a much more intimate and powerful statement than, say, doing hardcore…hardcore can always be seen as merely a job whereas pregnancy undeniably has connotations with a person’s private life. I know it’s the age-old problem of jealousy, I suppose, but it’s not one that’s going to go away. As males, we’re competitive by nature and it will always put a huge dent in my ego to see such desirable women knocked-up by someone else, however remote the possibility may be of impregnating her myself.” On the pro side: “I don’t understand why guys do not care for pregnant women, especially if they read SCORE Group publications and websites. If you like big breasts, what could be better than big preggo breasts? Maybe I got hooked when I overhead a friends wife complaining to the other women at a party — they were sequestered in the kitchen like always and she was recounting that being preggers made her so horny she could cry, and he wouldn’t touch her! Hey, if you don’t like ‘em, turn the page! It’s what I have to do for smokers and heavily tattooed beauties. But let the rest of us enjoy those pendulous, heavy, milk-filled breasts and wanton desirable women.

Bumping The Baby Bump

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10 20th, 2008

Staxxx To The Maxxx

Simone Staxxx has 40FF tits and stands barely 5′ tall. Can you picture that? The girl is all tits! Tits as far as the eye can see! Seriously, Simone has a nice group of fans who love her ass. And breasts. And face. And pussy. Simone loves sex and cock. She had her first taste of the trousersnake at the house of her first boyfriend’s grandmother and she’s been a sex lover ever since that fateful session. Little did he suspect she would become a big time porn star and entertainer. The first day Simone was here at The SCORE Group from her home in San Francisco, a dude busted his fuckin’ nut all over her bountiful boobs while the cameras rolled. Hey, lucky him. Simone stars in the DVDs Big Tit Rubdown, Wide Load Nymphos and a handjob and tit-fuck DVD, Tits And Tugs which also stars Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2007 April McKenzie.

Staxxx To The Maxxx

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Curvy Lady

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10 20th, 2008

Curvy Lady

“I like good looking sex addicts,” Gwen Etoile admits. “You know, like that actor on Californication. I think I’m a sex addict, too, because that’s all I think about all day on my job and at home. I’m bisexual. I like to masturbate girls and then fuck them when I can. I’ve been with more girls than I can remember. I like rough blowjobs and fucking multiple guys. One time I was waiting for a blind date when I picked-up two guys at a Starbucks and fucked them instead. I like to look at a man’s face and imagine what his ‘cum’ face will look like. I mean, the expression he makes when he cums. All men have their own cum face. I love licking balls and ass and tit-fucking big dicks. Guys are shocked at how dirty I can get. One day I want to meet a couple of guys with ten inch cocks and move in with them.” Gwen’s a wild number, ain’t she? Pass the lecithin and zinc.

Curvy Lady

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Double-Stuffed Plumpers: Monique L'Amour

October 14 is Monique’s birthday. While we wish her a happy B-Day, let us examine her in her birthday suit in her scene from Double-Stuffed Plumpers, the story of two scam-artists impersonating doctors to save lushly curvy girls from themselves and the relentless mind-control of mainstream society. It is the media and mainstream society’s goal …they know who they are…to persuade women to lose weight, lose their tits and otherwise look like Halloween versions of Paris Hilton and others of her ilk. When these two chubby-chasers spy Monique, their mission becomes imperative. They make her project #1. They must stop her from trying to lose weight to please the assholes. All they have in their arsenal: two hard-ons, one for each of Monique’s holes. Watch and see how to double-stuff a plumper!

Double-Stuffed Plumpers: Monique L'Amour

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10 20th, 2008

Beijing To Berlin

Jessie Lee is an exotic blend of Asian and European. She was happy to answer our raunchy questions. Ask a girl these questions on a bus and the bus driver would throw you bodily into the street.

“I was working as a nurse before I became a model. I like romantic guys.
Cock size is not too important to me. But I don’t like too small either.
My favorite way to satisfy a guy in bed is to give him a throat blow-up [blowjob]. Is that what you call it in America? I like to swallow cum if it is sweet tasting. Some men have cum that is unpleasant so I spit that out. What sexually satisfies me the best? I think from behind and the regular position satisfy me best. What do you call the regular position? Missionary? I like that. I like tit fucking but I wish my tits were bigger. I have had sex in a car at a parking area. I liked it. It was in the back seat the first night. The next night he drove back to the same place and we did it in the front seat. It’s the excitement of being seen and maybe caught. I don’t think it is a wise thing to do, when I think upon it. The worst pick-up line a man ever said to me was ‘Hey, you, show me your tits!’ He walked right up to me and said it in my face in the street. He was drunk. I could smell the beer on his breath. It was during Oktoberfest. That is not a good way to approach girls. I would like to visit the USA one day.”

Beijing To Berlin

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10 20th, 2008

Sometimes They Come Back

Carol Brown was the winner of one of Voluptuous magazine’s earliest Model of the Year contests. The British blouse wrecker won the title for 1998. She retired shortly afterwards and none of her old chums here heard a peep from her until this year when a staff member began making inquiries about her. Once he learned Carol was interested in again standing bare before the cameras, there was no stopping what must be. The “new version” Carol Brown 2.0 measures 46-32-40. She weighs 161 pounds, her boobs weigh two pounds each, she wears a size 14 UK dress and a 38G bra, up from her earlier high of 34G and her areolae measure a whopping 5” in diameter. “It’s great to be back modeling!” Carol said a few days after her posing session. “I cannot wait to see myself in pictures again!” Welcome back, Carol Brown. Serg writes: “I wanted to say that I was very impressed with the return of Carol Brown. She’s even better than ever. Each shot of Carol Brown was very pleasing from the eyes to my brain. The ass shots were absolutely fantastic. Hopefully in the future there will be more of Carol Brown.” Carol’s official return to the magazine that made her famous around the world was in the September 2008 Voluptuous. Carol said she jumped up and down when the postman arrived with her copy. We’re sorry we missed that sight.

Sometimes They Come Back

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Blooming April

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10 19th, 2008

Blooming April

2007 Voluptuous Model of the Year, April McKenzie, told us that she sometimes meets guys who are scared of her giant melons, believe it or not. We’ve heard that there are guys out there who are afraid of pussy (vagina-phobia) so it’s not too far fetched to believe that there are guys who fear enormous jugs. We’d doubt they’re members of XLGirls.com. April told us “I actually have met a couple of guys who were like that. They said, ‘Those things are way too big and they look like they’re going to suffocate me.’” What did April do to calm them down? Or could she? Come to think of it, why bother? But she’s not the type of girl to tell a guy to fuck off or eat shit. She’s too sweet. “I said, ‘Relax, they’re not going to kill you. They’re nice and soft. They’re okay.’” They certainly are. There are guys who would leave their wives and girlfriends in a thunderclap if they could get their hands on those fat, heavy knockers for as long as they wanted! Being smothered (at, say, age 90 or 95) would be worth it. On the other side of the extreme, the reverse has happened to April. “Some guys are so involved with my breasts that they don’t want to go anywhere else on me!” When that happens, she has to get pro-active or she’s never gonna get a dick to make her happy.

Blooming April

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